Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.
I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.
I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.
i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.”
- pro-choicers: HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ABORTION TO ANYTHING ELSE EVER
- pro-choicers: fetuses are like home invaders
- pro choicers: fetuses are like chicken eggs
- pro-choicers: pregnancy is like organ donation
- pro-choicers: fetuses are like parasites
- pro-choicers: pregnancy is like forced manual labor
You are not a burden.
You are not a bother.
You enhance the lives of others.
People smile, not groan, when you text them.